Thursday, September 10, 2015

Confessions on a Thursday


// This picture is so wrong, but so darn funny!  Every time I look at it I can't hold back from busting out laughing!  I am pretty sure that she could win funniest back to school picture of all time!! 


// Taylor is such a little tomboy at heart.  Don't get me wrong, she loves to play dolls and dress up in fairy wings, but she is the happiest when she's outside with fishing with Carson and her daddy. 


// Then we have the "friendly" gator that lives in our pond that has my mama nerves all a mess!!!  I stress every time the three of them go outside to fish.  I am not too worried about Carson, he looks for it at all times and high-steps it if he sees it anywhere near the bank.  But Taylor, oh Taylor, she declares she wants to pet the gator and "ride on him".  And although Todd makes sure they stay a good distance from the edge of the water, we have him over here telling Carson, "don't worry, I'll take that gator down if he comes to close."?!?!  He says this joking because he knows how cautious Carson is, but don't ever let Taylor hear that!  #areyoukiddingme #areyoudrunk


And this was the friendly alligator the other day when Todd was outside fishing by himself!  Umm...oh, hell no!!!  Needless to say, mama is calling HOA today to let them know they need to come remove the alligator stat!! 



// Tuesday night we had a horrible and very LOUD storm.  It woke Taylor up and she was terrified. We never sleep with our kids, but I decided she was really scared and I needed to stay with her (not to mention, her new bed is so comfortable).  Well, it was comfortable until she karate chopped me (not once, not twice, but three times) in the face!!! #blessherfuturehusband


// Yesterday, after I dropped Taylor off at MMO, I had a list a mile long that I needed to complete. My first trip was to Costco!!  Well, darnit, Costco didn't open until 10 and it was 9:30!!  So, instead of running the rest of my errands, I went to Subway (yes at 9:30)and grabbed a 6 inch Spicy Italian, chips, a real Coke, and three cookies.  Then (it gets better), I came home, sat in front of the TV, and caught up on the Real Housewives of the OC while taking down every bite!  And I am not going to lie, it was pure bliss, and I didn't feel bad about it at all ;) 




6 comments:

  1. Haha, some days you have to do that last bit - and no guilt or shame :)
    And that first pic is HILARIOUS - we all have days like that x

    ReplyDelete
  2. Love that funny pic and the OC marathon with any kind of CARB sounds amazing!

    ReplyDelete
  3. HA! Love it with the subway and the RHOC. That sounds like heaven! Love your Confessions Thursdays! And man, you all are brave! That alligator would have me freaked out!

    Annie
    All Things Big and Small

    ReplyDelete
  4. #areyoukiddingme #areyoudrunk - best lines of the whole post hahaha

    ReplyDelete
  5. This cracked me up!!!! Dying over the back to school photo plus the "said no mom ever!" And so into the RH of OC right now. Such a guilty pleasure. xo

    ReplyDelete
  6. Yes! They'll come pick him up for you. We had a gator in my in-laws lake once here in Florida and someone called and got him. They just put them in an environment that's better for them. ;)

    ReplyDelete