Thursday, September 27, 2012

On the Real.....

Seriously I have to tell you guys this story, one because it's life with kids and two I want to look back an laugh.

I am hosting playgroup today, and when this happens I at least try to get the dog-hair up. So I whip out my very expensive vacuum cleaner and go to town.

Half way through the bastard just cuts off, no warning nothing, just dead.

So I call Dyson. A little more than pissed off considering I've only had the thing 4 months.

Finally get someone on the phone, and my Lord you basically have to give them a background check just for them to troubleshoot the thing.

While on the phone I can hear Carson knocking on his door.(he is in his room having "rest time" by the way). This is not that unusual, so I just ignore him and keep giving the Dyson girl all my info.

A few minutes later he is still knocking, so still on the phone I open the door. Lord a mercy the smell, it almost knocked me over.

Picture this.... Carson with pants down to his knees shit everywhere, and I do mean everywhere. This is still not the best part he is  holding his sisters hair brush covered in shit as well.

I calmly ask the Dyson lady to hold on.

Carson immediately tells me with a very discouraged look. "Mom there was no toilet paper and you wouldn't come help me, and all I could find to wipe my butt with was Tay Tays brush".

All I could do was laugh, still on the phone may I add.

I nicely explained to the Dyson lady what was going on, and told her it may be a few minutes before I could fine the exact date I purchased my nice  piece of crap vacuum.

Yep, Life with kids. 

PS They could not fix it over the phone, so I should get a new one in seven days. Hope my company does not mind a little stank smell and dog hair.

8 comments:

  1. THIS.IS.AMAZING. Totally something that will happen at our house, no doubt. Life with kids is never dull, that's for sure!

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  2. Oh my! Seriously laughed out loud as I read this. Thanks! Oo, goodness, yep, that's a story you'll have to tell himwhen he gets older. Lawdy!

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  3. Hysterical. This post made both my husband and me crack up! We have SO been there! Good for you for laughing :).

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  4. so hilarious..one time my girlfriend was showering when said Toddler boy was "resting"..she got out of the shower and he was COVERED in PANTY SHIELDS and said"look Mommy Band Aids!! HAHA!

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  5. Bah! Hysterical. BTW - I have officially sworn off Dyson. Ours did the same thing except that it died after 2 yrs and Dyson wouldn't fix it. For too much money, I expect my vacuum to have a little longer shelf life than 2 yrs. And that little disclaimer about not clogging - wrong. The vacuum repair shop laughed when I brought it in and said, 'pretty much worst vacuum ever, especially the Animal, if you are trying to sweep up dog hair.' ??! I am using my MIL's 25 yr old Hoover and it does circles around that plastic crap. Great story, made me laugh.

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  6. I just laughed reading this again. Bahaha! But rest assured his room did not stink!

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